What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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