I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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