i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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