How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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