I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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