There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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