so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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