Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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