'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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