? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
