well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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