Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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