Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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