Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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