He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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