just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Vodka?
Forever.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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