id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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