We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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