We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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