chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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