his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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