in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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