Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
