You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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