Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
