we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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