Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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