Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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