Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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