super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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