In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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