dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
cat food counts as protein by the way
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
