So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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