i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize