2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
it was like eating out sand paper
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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