no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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