my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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