Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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