I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You don't make any sense
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