Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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