You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
why is half of my head shaved?
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