Ikea night.
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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