Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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