i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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