She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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