I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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