id be glad to
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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