U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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