I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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