OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Farmville is her only friend.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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