in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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