You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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