I don't usually arrange sex via text message
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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