It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That accounts for only three of the penises
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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