I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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